[over the melody of Slick Rick's song "Lick the Balls"]
[Slick Rick] It's entertainment time!!!! Wooo Got Missy Elliott in the house, got Slick Rick in the house We doin big things here kids Hip-Hop's finest, Slick Slick Slick Rick an' M [scratched] Slick Rick an' M Go Missy, go Missy, go Missy, go Missy [scratched] Slick Rick an' M
[Missy Elliott] Excuse me Mr. Lawrence, you look nice Simply delicious, Missy want some kisses Let's go to the crib, get cozy in the nude And "Treat Me Like a Prostitute" Now pardon me sir, I'm such a real lady Ride in Mercedes to make the bitches hate me Cruise up and down one-two-fifth Lookin for a guy like you to get with [beat changes] I seen this cutie pie, so I pulled beside him Seen the size of his feet, so I couldn't deny him Might as well try him, the freak that I am M dot S-E always grindin'
[Missy - singing] Please don't think I'm crazy (oooooh) But boy you are supa fine (do it to me, do it to me) [Slick Rick] Thank you Missy Irresistible delicious (oooooh) HOLLA Enough to make me lose my mind [Slick Rick] Yeah Know I really want it [scratched] Slick Slick Slick Rick an' M Now I want it, yeah Don't make me wait oh no - no don't make me wait oh no [Slick Rick] Missy No longer will I pretend [Slick Rick] Slick Rick in the house Let's get it on cause we both grown
[Slick Rick] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah [beat changes back] Intelligent, delicate, watch how the fella get Bump into my homegirl in Miami, Missy Elliott Green blush on her eyelid, hi Miss! Gave honey a hug I feel her touchin my privates Aw shuck I guess, main course is in I said You know I'm married? -- Yeah and what's that supposed to mean? -- Proposition for you Ruler Procede on -- Well I got a track I need you spit a mean 16 on -- You with it? Down to bless one and I left one The Hit Factory, later on around eleven With my notebook, and pencil, I slides on in I see her lookin mighty sexy and the lights all dim -- Have a drink The booze and the karmy go oddly After havin a drink I start to feel unusually horny Swellin stone, or well writ poems Busy poundin like I'm tryin to break off pelvis bones
[beat changes]
[Missy - singing] Please don't think I'm crazy (oooooh) [Slick Rick] Slick Rick is in the house But boy you are supa fine (do it to me, do it to me) [Slick Rick] Thank you Missy Irresistible delicious (oooooh) HOLLA Enough to make me lose my mind - lose my mind Know I really want it - and now I want it Don't make me wait oh no - no don't make me wait oh no No longer will I pretend [Slick Rick] Boss of the females Let's get it on cause we both grown [Slick Rick] Recognize, recognize
[beat changes back]
[Missy Elliott] Excuse me sir, oh gosh you look young But old enough to get it to get yo' head sprung Sit down relax, it's soft here on my couch Or give me hands strictly you might get turned out Cutie pie, 'til I sit beside him Nice shoe size, how could I deny him Big bankroll to help me retire Me and him together smell like big empire Don't treat me like a prostitute Unless you're givin me some money makin sure I look cute But don't treat me like a prostitute Unless you're givin me some money makin sure I look cute
[Missy - singing] Please don't think I'm crazy (oooooh) [scratched] Please don't think I'm crazy (oooooh) [scratched] But boy you are supa fine (do it to me, do it to me) [scratched] Fi-fi-fine
